First X factor ‘vote out bit’ is over. Crock of shite. Waste of my life. Should’ve sorted my will out or something more productive. Maybe looked behind my couch for spare pieces of toenail to burn for winter fuel. Suppose it wasn’t that bad , though ugly one with the odd chin got taken away by Louis’ vote and forever banished to nowhere land where she should be. She was only beaten in the annoying stakes by the smuggest bin-man known to the UK, Andy….
