Here’s what the sottish people are really getting excited about, and it’s not a fucking football match!
There’s a very accurate scene in Irvine Welsh’ Trainspotting where they all get off the train in the middle of fucking nowhere. This springs to mind.
Tartan? get tae fuck………
First X factor ‘vote out bit’ is over. Crock of shite. Waste of my life. Should’ve sorted my will out or something more productive. Maybe looked behind my couch for spare pieces of toenail to burn for winter fuel. Suppose it wasn’t that bad , though ugly one with the odd chin got taken away by Louis’ vote and forever banished to nowhere land where she should be. She was only beaten in the annoying stakes by the smuggest bin-man known to the UK, Andy….
Well i can Fuckin well do this standing on my head. Everyone needs a self-indulgent, meaningless, egocentric and fantastical piece of life. This is mine. Please feel free to read, laugh, hate, comment and become angry at anything you desire…
Wizbit…. Boy? Girl? Android?…. one thing is certain, it’s the result of bad LSD and a skewed sense of arrogance. A childrens TV show that can physically induce depersonalisation and facial twitching?? This isn’t right. It has always been wrong.
I dont think humanoid rabbits are much to fucking brag about either…
